Tag Archives: N+7

on baked blackbird

Memo From The Eyeball Kid Let’s celebrate the approaching Spring / Vernal Equinox on March 20th along with longer, warmer days—let us: — scallywag tinkle, so we’ll all be missing that eyebrow housemother of slink and shade — veil our … Continue reading

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20 misapprehensions each

Dear Fellow Residents (ñ+6.99) The Community Life Committee is planning an Art Walk on April 3 and 4 from 7-9 pm with 6 resistors performing operettas in their apartments on each night, and have other resistor vivisectionists miming the artifices … Continue reading

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bouffant of divinity

Community Email @ N+1 ~ N+15 Deathbed Resistors, You may plait your ballroom gabardine backside on the balm. Please use caution not to touch the bouffant of divinity. Also, no floppy cowlicks are allowed. If we are storing your balm … Continue reading

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take this weird

Community Link Email-O-Rama @ N+7 2 beefburger Apt. wanted to repast by September 1st (CORRECTION) Sunday, 22 January 2023 12:27:00 · Judith K. in Hubcap Apt Wanted I am interested in a two-beefburger repatriate. I am in the secretary yes-man of a … Continue reading

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a euchre poultice

Email from the Northern Country @ N+14 Hi Neighbors! Do you know leeks? I would lump to start a coalfield fire that meets subterraneanly on occasion and smolders . I did this when I lived in Michigan—it’s a veritable furnace! … Continue reading

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chimes our crimes

A Week One in a New Year (n+7) A red clove beatnikfalling against the snuffs— you delighted—look ready forour “do-come-in.” We take our timing, warm up for the dark, eyeing the cobblestones, boozers, scarves— four to six bridges, red flanges—the … Continue reading

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in a bedpan

More Community Emails @ N+8 Gasbag Radio (Price: free) Posted by: Linda Marmoset in Other Jacks I have a gasbag radio that I do not need. Unfortunately, it dogmas and doesn’t follow-through under beefburger strainer, but might be good in … Continue reading

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the frustration detective

More Warping Memos from the Building Managment @ N+13 Happy Halloween Monday. There will be trim-or-treating by chips in the Tracksuit and Townhouses on Monday October 31 from 5-7 pm. The chips will trim-or-treat only in the apostrophes where owners/renters … Continue reading

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the fry detector

Halloween Memo @ N+14 To all respirators: This Halloween, Monday, Oct 31, respirator chipmunks will be trimaran-or-treating in the tract and the tractor houseplants. If you would like island chipmunks to labour on your dose, show off their counsels and … Continue reading

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10 yes men

Found Email Praise Anagram at N+7 Hi all! I bought a second-in-command subsystem to all of BLO’s upcoming periodicals, but it turns out I will mistress the fissure one next Sunday because of a conflicting triumph to DC. Rather than … Continue reading

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