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Intractable You dream Your tongue is loosed Upon that intractable wafer Glued to the roof Of your perfidious Mouth “No smoking in the torture chamber.” — Samuel Beckett / Dream of Fair to Middling Women

Gutbucket Desideratum Mutagens remain in the environment. The disaster follows a now familiar course. During the early stages of the emergency clean-up a bestial man cried: I sing in praise of older gutbuckets. I pledge to be benefic and soporific … Continue reading →

Praise for thee istsfor manity reader: “I suffered from a severe case of leopard spotting, it led to a loss of jobs, family, and friends. Reading the thee istsfor manity reader every morning was directly responsible for my adding 20 … Continue reading →

Unknown Characteristics (cut-up 1012) I am a 10-year veteran of disaster remediation. There is no reliable data. The operation has to be planned from scratch. Speak only in the most general terms. It is so secret I can’t call my … Continue reading →

quietly appeal for help “Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” — Kurt Vonnegut

Title Goes Here This is the body of the entry: This is the complication. This is the climax. This is the gist of what I wish to convey. This is the denouement. This is what you get. This is Fall, … Continue reading →

Bad Outcomes (blackout 211) 1. West, the dream maker bicycles For all ages, a unique paradise Only one mile sought after Fingertips. 2. That is awesome, the guy in the gray Cuff him and zip it I saw you guys … Continue reading →

Absoidial Head Come collogue, my friend. Now is the only thing that’s real. Who said that? Even with this new age shit thrumming in my ears, Absoidial Head on the Windshield, from their record Shimmied A Jack From The Response … Continue reading →

Deep Mail … rooted in the world. Adamantine, I say… You there, bring the claque around, those pot-bellied trash throwing fiends, so that I may bowdlerize the founding documents. I’ll read them aloud in the quavering castrato of the bear … Continue reading →

I’ll Never Do Another Magic Trick Let me tell you, I was shocked. He came out of the darkness and parried and flipped the toupee off my head with that jaunty rapier. All right, I said to him, it’s marinating … Continue reading →