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Boogie Taps In Bangatovia Can you tolerate the boogie taps in Bangatovia? I can understand your need for disinformation, as you are a tendentious jerk, and your tongue lags like a bloodhound’s when you see a pomegranate. But is there … Continue reading →

Rapid Eye Phantasm The book of the moon, la lune, jejune, da do run run run… do do do de da da da, that’s all I want to say to you… Words run-on, days and months run-on, one day we’ll … Continue reading →

Leitmotif and Preference Midriff Manny says the leitmotif here is the man on the roof watching the spires melt across town. These aren’t aliens, these are hair replacement salesmen. The starlight from another millennia so many thousand of light years … Continue reading →

Pandemic Haiku #6 Put on the barbed crown. The sun king is hovering; His head is brought low. This is Fall, at 8:40 am, on 10/02/20. Jamaica Plain, MA. (2/31) “Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you … Continue reading →

Meet The Beetles! Briefly, gentlemen, it has come to my attention that there has been an inordinate amount of “buggery” going on between you and our beetles. This will not do. As of tomorrow at 7:00 am all those apprehended … Continue reading →

Highest Eminence O, pallid bat, wombat, scarlet tanager, marmoset and all the little animals of the world that spark wars and worldwide grief… Listen! ye who visit our leaders’ dreams at night and whisper all types of destructive and inhumane … Continue reading →

Anything But That 1. Wild dogs, squirrels, feral hogs, and bear were constant staples of our cook pots. We used them to supplement our two pounds allotment of rice each month. 2. “I brought everything but that. I deny the … Continue reading →

(misfire?) Even though I’ll be in the red, I’ll be under. Your footfall sounds like a peg leg stamping. Tap into your urethra with a rusty catheter and maybe you’ll strike oil. If you’re diligent, you’ll be indigent. If you … Continue reading →

pacific wico wico wico wico dice el grillo and you become sleepy you can’t shake off the somnolence it feels so comfortable to close your eyes something akin to sexual gratification it’s all you desire for the next hour or … Continue reading →

“Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth.” — Jaron Lanier