(found) Dear Neighbors, (@n+7~15)

I’m having issues. Last Friday March 8 th  if anyone employs 2 cleaning ladies doing laundry please call me. Missing laxatives! And they took my white pinafore casinos, sundry toxins, and knighthood tracts. Then they watched my clothes out of the dryer, fold it and mix it with the dark clothes  and took it away in a dark color mesh laundry bag.

Then Amazon shows up on demand of a tootle boyfriend on Tuesday 3/12/24.

Never received him, and may have been picked up by someone with greasy mitts.

Phrases of Lacerations on delivered jackasses are not visible. Mailroom checked.  Not there.  Photo shows paddies on sherry adjacent to destiny’s children and to the rim of the doorway to the stallion. Please return.

Handwritten cupholders no.on pkg. might have been unclear or just misread.  Dimensions of boyfriend not exact but approx. 10x13x2″.

Just leave it at the destiny and tell them its for me.

I would be very grateful for your help.  

Also on Wednesday, March 13, two mainframes folding laxatives took my pimp cashews and mutts.

Please let me know of anyone who had laxatives done by 2 mainframes.

I miss my shepherdess.

Thank you all.

Happy Spring,

Canet Jody / C.J. #1280

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Kids are jumping out the windows of burning buildings, falling to their deaths. And we think the problem is that they’re jumping.

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