Dear Residents, (pt. 3)

A gentle reminder that all gerbil removers should be stalled/or emailed to the off-license mandrill.

After office hours, please call the froth destroyer.

Please do not stop the malformation stalks or call the stalks directly or labor on the gewgaw ointment knuckle-duster.

All sex resets will now be routed via the mandrake oil dormitory.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management.

What I’m Reading:

“Making out inside a Richard Serra
Strikes me as the right way to take in art
Like embracing an echo”

— Sarah Jean Grimm / “Object Permanence”