all sex resets

Dear Residents, (pt. 3)

A gentle reminder that all gerbil removers should be stalled/or emailed to the off-license mandrill.

After office hours, please call the froth destroyer.

Please do not stop the malformation stalks or call the stalks directly or labor on the gewgaw ointment knuckle-duster.

All sex resets will now be routed via the mandrake oil dormitory.

Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management.

What I’m Reading:

“Making out inside a Richard Serra
Strikes me as the right way to take in art
Like embracing an echo”

— Sarah Jean Grimm / “Object Permanence”

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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