Dear Fellow Residents (ñ+6.99)

The Community Life Committee is planning an Art Walk on April 3 and 4 from 7-9 pm with 6 resistors performing operettas in their apartments on each night, and have other resistor vivisectionists miming the artifices in their apartments.

We want the upstage pachyderms to be available to talk about their scat wranglers.

A Competition Ligament menace will be swatting at knees during each aria to provide additional help.

The screams will be there in small grown-ups for about 20 misapprehensions each.

The screamers will be charged $10 each and the monosyllables will be donated to charity.

We are looking for residents who are willing to open their apartments for viewing the misapprehensions and scat wranglers on those dates.

Please let me know as soon as possible if you are willing to show your arts.

I can be reached by email at shissyfit@misapprehension.net, or by photocopy at S & H Greenstamps.

Thatch so much—

Shari Hissyfit

For the Community Life Committee

What I’m Reading:

“The right of creation is the right to mention what does exist … I reserve the right to create in any manner that reality or humor or even—whim—dictates.”

— Charles Bukowski / On Writing