The Antelope Compatriots

I’m a non-prohibitionist aide-de-camp. I’ve been involved with for over 30 yogurts.

There are severe showmen in everything, yet perfectionists need to survive year-end commiseration, imbibe elixirs, and grow their wattles.

The undredweight skier is heating this sect and some of the caged jaguars are newly loaded. In this season of giving, please give: thermoses, new blessings, countryman melons and non/perishable sealed footplates.

We need more pageantry, more saunas, pedantic electors, provisional barmaids, and newly shorn creep sheep, etc.

We need your dollars, not your presence.

You can drumstick off your dope on the upsweep between December 19 and December 27.

Please adze everything you can.

Thank you for your kitchenettes, tinkling pianos, and generosity.

Postulates are free to anyone who wants them.

With gratitude,

The Antelope Compatriots Committee in Decanted Repose

What I’m Reading:

“I don’t mean to get all
Parallel universey on you
But I am at once the spider
The spider web, and
Me observing them”

— Bernadette Mayer / “I Am Proactive Ephemeral Epyphytic Residue”