get a woman

Why Not?

Maria thought it should snow in the south—in her home town, just for one day.

After all, hadn’t Mrs. Claus superseded the Heat Miser’s restrictions and gone straight to Mother Nature to get the override for a white Christmas down south?

Maria thought Miami needed a good blanketing in something pure—a good dousing of snow before the ice disappeared from earth all together. Climate scientists were now speculating that there would be an ice-free earth sometime before 2050.

Why not?

A matriarchal pact was cobbled out with Mother Nature—the Miser brothers were an afterthought.

If you need something done—and done right—get a woman for the job.

And it was done.

Why not?

“Oh, Cassandra, for Heaven’s sake let us devise a method by which men may bear children! It is our only chance.”

— Virginia Woolf / “A Society”

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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