make anything happen

Pumpkin Thoughtbot Dream

Get it together and join up now. What are you doing for fulfillment? Do you hum “fa la la, tra lee dee” much too often, throughout the dark days, the creaking nights, and in your barren dreams?

Well, I’ve got the thoughtbot for you!

Increase the size of your pumpkin by doing nothing at all—or by doing everything you can (it doesn’t really matter)—just increase the size of your pumpkin in three … no! four easy steps:

  1. take your pumpkin
  2. place it in the sun
  3. deliver us from evil
  4. repeat

Your life will surely change because the size of your pumpkin matters. Surely it does! Show off your pumpkin with confidence, drain your carbuncles in peace, and suppurate freely. This is your life. You can make anything happen!

“we are each our own culture
alive with the virus that’s waiting
to unmake us”

— Brian Russell / “The Year of What Now”

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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