Idioteque, Arizona Speaks

Philanthropy feels more like idiopathic shill-anthropy in these waning days of the Anthropocene.

Cleave my heart on your plow, speed the ventricle asunder, and wave the cluster of veins, arteries and capillaries over your head. Oh what a beautiful sight that is.

Are you sick? Are you binging seven hours of last year’s hit cooking show? Is your heartless chest so vacuous that echoes don’t return to you? Your voice lost and splintering in that void becoming a still small accusation pinging away through the universe.

Oh fill me with vile thoughts and spidery venom instead of inoculating me against the COVID-22? Is sars-cov7 on its way? I trust I’ll freeze in the icy winds first.

Has our stately dentist-cum-rep—that “collection of wet toothpicks … who fundraises for Neo-Nazi groups”—been swilling the ghoddd sauce again on Mineral Mondays?

Don’t trust anything ghoddd tells you—he carries about an over abundance of lower case “d’s” and an extraneous “h” on him—just in case his hegemonic white masculinity is questioned. No proselytizing to be done, just a beating about the head the with those handy extra “d’s” no telling about the modality and superfluity of the “h.”

Prepare for the smiting. Good for something nothings they be.

I am Idioteque, Arizona! I sing in unison while no one is listening. Stay off my arteries. Clear the streets.

You may turn off your phone now.

“While I was en route to Glasgow, a creepy member I work with who fundraises for Neo-Nazi groups shared a fantasy video of him killing me … This dude is a just a collection of wet toothpicks anyway. White supremacy is for extremely fragile people & sad men like him, whose self concept relies on the myth that he was born superior because deep down he knows he couldn’t open a pickle jar or read a whole book by himself.”

— Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez / U.S. Representative, New York