crackle and hiss

Another Record

Two 33 1/3 rpm records are arguing with each other on Christmas Eve 1992.

One record, Casserole by The Tinklers, cedes the polemic to the other—The Shaggs’ Philosophy of The World

“That’s OK,” Casserole says as it spins to a stop. “They’ve played you the most. You win, but you’re turning into a groove-less hag. All crackle and hiss!”

Philosophy of The World says: “No it’s awful. They’ve bought our compact disc replacements. The future is not as good as it used to be!”

“Hah!” Casserole says, “good one, but that was on another record.”

“I can connect nothing with nothing”

— T.S. Eliot / “The Wasteland”

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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