Things I Heard Today

It dries up my mouth, it sucks all the moisture out of it. Kinship is killship, like a fisherman’s black boot, teachers and critics all dance the poot.

Celebrate the bullet. If you’re not ska, you’re dead. It’s a different version of the same cavil. Did you ever see Hopper in Apocalypse Now? ¡Que come mierderia!

What you got? Oppositional defiant disorder? Well, bless this President, he’s looking out for us.

Due to disagreements a group of men sway public opinion and gain office operating with intimate friends.

Deliquescent means what? Did you know osmium is the heaviest element?

This is Betty Creamer for the chapter thirteen attorney. I don’t know if they did claim it in their tax returns or not. Woop,woop, wooooeeeeaahh! Anyone who deals with abused and traumatized kids… is that empty? Sexual abuse speeds up their biological clock and secretes sex hormones.

James recommends the latest influencers. We’ve filed a plan, your honor. No study had ever followed mollusks in these conditions. A bodily fluid spill kit? We laughed as we watched the dog try in vain.

The rampaging sans-culottes wrecked churches. Thank you for your order. Lacking friends in elementary school makes a crucial difference. Fevers, fevers and pustules!

It’s a complex and rocky time when friends can suddenly turn on one another. Standby power is wasted electricity. Allow the actuator to air dry completely. There’s neither intelligence or support from family and peers.

“One little blog post is nothing on its own, but publish a thousand blog posts over a decade, and it turns into your life’s work.”

— Austin Kleon / AustinKleon.com

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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