suckage is suckage…


Of Joubles and Gangles

It’s a little troublesome this hankering for a jouble when there are only gangles about. It was established in the 14th century, that joubles were preferable to gangles, and so this is the way today.  

I encountered bands of brigands on my way to Holocuse, but on every occasion I was able to avoid detection and pursuit. But I did witness two other travelers being drawn and quartered on my journey. Most pitiable.

I ensconced myself behind the shrubbery of Ni, and abraded my skin to a bloody mass of striated  meat — and then I abused myself (in a biblical manner) with the blood I drew from the various parts and orifices on my body. It was blessed, enlightening, and frolicsome. I might try it again on my next journey to a marfing tournament. 

I live. I breathe. I jerk with bodily humors sanguinary. Suckage is suckage, I say. Drop me in the cesspool of thee virulent inquisition in nine word defamation. 

Don’t go to your tongue if it’s not needed. Furthermore, I don’t need a tonsure.  

And I don’t need a turn in my betrothed’s scold‘s bridle.

“Racist ideas make people of color think less of themselves which makes them more vulnerable to racist ideas.  Racist ideas make white people think more of themselves which further attracts them to racist ideas.”

— Ibram X. Kendi / How To Be An Anti-Racist

About istsfor manity

i'm a truncated word-person looking for an assemblage of extracted teeth in a tent full of mosquitoes (and currently writing a novel without writing a novel word) and pulling nothing but the difficult out of the top hat while the bunny munches grass in the hallway. you might say: i’m thee asynchronous voice over in search of a film....
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