Pasted and made agent, once again, I earned the title of Chancroid of Elfador.
I understood public relations and quickly assembled a fleet to sail to Festicularis. Never had so many sumptuous furs been made execrable by hovering over them and evacuating our bowels upon them.
The Chancellor of Quas made an appearance by summons of habeas crapus. In our midst he exhibited a prowess for combat with crabs and lice, in a manner so expert, that we allowed him to search and clean our bodies.
This was a satisfied accomplishment — maybe even an occasion for pity. We were all destined for history in the outcast country. We would certainly overtake the heathen and Papist alike.
We had the flinders of the saints.
We had them by the short hairs.
What I’m Reading:
“There passed a weary time. Each throat Was parched, and glazed each eye. A weary time! a weary time!”
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge / “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner”
A dusty path toward deliverance after a club on the head, a dark hour, a black age—
Quashed then regained. Diverted, re-charted, and reoriented
The crags and canyons—vertiginous—skirted. The roiling water. Up ahead the fog-smoke.
We live beneath the heat dome once a year—but the duration metastasizes—
At the terminal hour we’ll live beneath the heat dome year-round as feedback loops unspool their violence
In ineluctable gyres—followed by the exhalation of a bated agonal breath.
Image: Roelant Savery c. 1620’s, in public domain / Wikipedia
What I’m Reading:
“my disapproving mother tells me nobody wants to read poems… …no one has ever heard of such a thing as a wealthy poet… …I decide to write the poem to be poor and obscure
Catafalque tunes in mahogany time. Nothing sounds as it should. Dripping in the recessive notes of a palanquin juddering in a surreal signature. Come to think off it, father’s signature flew off the back of my report card before I handed it back to the teacher. So I quickly scrawled something in his flourish—and like the former president who liked to show off his signature as if he was showcasing his first turd (ha, look mommy a turd! ain’t I special!) I turned it in with some flair. This is when the bier construction started in the teacher’s workroom—to the whir of the circular saw. I knew I was in for it. I called for some Sun Ra in 5/8 time and was quickly given pointers on how to snap my fingers in the coolest, most detached, cool cat aplomb. Someone scatted a 12 bar blues about lying in state in a failed state. Some “banana republic” rejoinders were heard from the detention hall inmates, and we went out with a Te Deum in the key of Dada. Followed by a full minute of mushroom cloud hiss.
What I’m Reading:
“What if the guns turn into pencils in the hands of the soldiers and they underline the places on the map as sites they must see before they die?”