From The Managment Office (redux)

Dear Residents,

Due to recent kitchen sink backups, this is a gentle reminder of what cannot go down the garbage disposal:

1. coffin grinds
2. rickshaws
3. paste
4. egos
5. ejaculates
6. election ballots
7. breakthroughs
8. fluff
9. suggestions
10. any fool that expands in water
    

Thank you for your cooperation and please contact the Management Office with ointment for any quintuplets.

What I’m Reading:

Millions of traps are set and no one
returns to inspect them.

— Mai Der Vang / “Twelve Million Loops of Wire / Primordial