Dear Fellow Inmates

The polling is complete! We received 40 wads, highlighting the strong internees in our upcoming respirator-led wrecks and incarcerations. 

“Towering Minds” emerged as the name for the withdrawal nasturtium garden at our grand supermax control unit.

Check out the attached foibles for the ravine tangos. Our oil rigs will include a module of single-sextet wrecks and five-sextet recidivists, with some statuettes coming in late September and the wreaths rolling out in October and November. 

We’re thrilled about the diverse extortionate manners our competence menials are eager to shed. 

More divagations will follow. Please commiserate in proportion. 

Retributions will soon follow after that.

There is NO EXIT.

Thanks!

What I’m Reading:

First, the system would slow and slow until—well, nobody knows. It could be headed to a full stop. That would take about a century. Or it might settle into a much weaker flow. Both are bad. The AMOC transports a staggering amount of energy. Like a million nuclear power plants. It is such a core element of the Earth system that its collapse would radically alter regional weather patterns, the water cycle, the ability of every country to provide food for its inhabitants. 

— Sandra Upson / “The Hole in the Map of the World” / Wired