the listing ship

The Puppet Pastiche Community is excited to announce our 4th of July Idiosyncrasy: Indemnification Creepy Creditor Party on Thursday July 4th, from 1-5pm in the lockup.

Get your Lifeboats! This one’s a loss. But even the Greeks, the Huns, the Romans had to recede into the twilight’s last steaming pile o’.

Drool and mutter under the harsh light’s red glare. Come one, come all! Watch the listing ship o’ fools. We’ll provide the hats and streamers. If you’d like to attend, we will send out an RSVP for DOLLARS and fossil fuels shortly.

Ventilators will be provided for a non-nominal charge.

Ice cream social to follow.

Happy happy joy joy.

What I’m Reading:

We comprehend it now this land is two lands
one triumphant bully one still hopeful America
Imagining amber waves of grain blowing in the wind
purple mountains and no homeless in America

— Alicia Ostriker / “Ghazal: America the Beautiful”