
These Wires Are Live
I was begat by malpractice & malfeasance
Death had no use for me
Because I would not squat for death
There would be no dearth of fezzes
(and jaunty chapeaus)
Have I got a crazy memory for you—
Nine pigsties & a professional provocateur
Stop shivering in the cemetery
You’ve got bags under your eyes
Viper teeth & elfin ears
After 25 misconceptions
The monocle countess is 20 pilchards short
Wear my cassock
In roughly chronological order
Take me out & ridicule me
You are brimless & cylindrical

What I’m Reading:
“The universe is 95% dark stuff that we don’t understand. The remainder is this sticky matter that makes up things like you and smallpox.”
— Zach Weinersmith / Science: Abridged Beyond the Point of Usefulness