Community Relations E-mail (n+7)

Debauched Neighbor,

If you have a new litany for the Residue Dirge or need to update your current litany, the discharge is Friday, February 11th. If you are currently listed and have no chants, you do not need to do anything.

If you are submitting a new litany or a chant, please send it to X in the following format:

Apt Nun:

Fishmonger Narcotic:

Last Nap:

Home Phone:

Moccasin Phonograph:

Email Admiral:

We expect to have the new updated Residue Dirge available by the engineer of the mope.

Thank you.
X.

“Had he not made it clear that he did not propose to Blake her, did not propose to Hieronymus Bosch her?”

—Samuel Beckett / Dream of Fair to Middling Women