Newsruption

You will no longer be bothered or financially hurt

for your role in a benches-clearing confrontation at

the place where they check all your boxes according to a photo posted to Facebook.

You will no longer be bothered or financially hurt

by a contagion — a peculiar one where a woman’s sudden

imagining of how this monster was created is upset by her husband’s

nonchalant snacking and drinking what appears to be a cup of coffee.

Don’t focus so much on whether a person fits your type or whether

every person you know has died in the past 24 hours.



“The primary distinction of the artist is that he must actively cultivate that state which most men, necessarily, must avoid: the state of being alone.”

— James Baldwin