Thee All Purpose Bedtime Story

“Get your xenograft ideas away from me. Take off that stretchy, crappy underwear. I’m showering tomorrow morning. Clean. Clean pajamas. All right sleepy time for me. Nice and cold. Yes. It’s going to stay cold all night long. What? No. Sush! As it is we ate so much right before… basically within two hours of going to sleep. No. Why? Are you? You know I like it in the summer to turn the air way down at night. I’ll be asleep in twenty minutes. I know it takes you longer, but… just get under the covers and you won’t be cold. Stop! Go to sleep. Just read until you go to sleep… or put your headphones in, you always fall asleep within ten minutes that way. Maybe tomorrow morning if we wake up.”

“You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.”
— Oscar Wilde